Posts Tagged ‘blonde’
Lucy Twilley
Feb 8
|21:43
A blind man enters a lady’s bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, “Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?”
The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, “Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that
1.The bartender is a blonde woman.
2.The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3.The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler.
4.I’m a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
5.The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
Do you still want to tell that joke?”
“Nah,” says the man. “Not if I’m gonna have to explain it FIVE times.”
Lucy Twilley
Feb 8
|21:41
One day a blonde decided to go horse back riding.
After a very long search, she finally found a horse she thought she could ride. Things started off well enough, slowly trotting along, but soon the undulations started going faster and faster.
Being unexperienced at horseback riding the blonde started to fall off. She tried everything, grabbing the mane, then she tried to grab the saddle, but could not hold on.
Seconds before falling off, the horse finally stopped, allowing her to get off, and gratefully thank the shopper for unplugging the mechanical horse as they were about to enter the department store.